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Coast Guard Veteran Coffee Mug — Always Ready, Barely Fully Assembled | Flat Out Broken™

$28.76 AUD (plus tax)
Free shipping when you spend $145.04+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Always Ready. Barely Fully Assembled.

This U.S. Coast Guard veteran coffee mug salutes the men and women who completed the mission—even if a few original parts didn’t survive the journey.

The distressed wraparound artwork features a Coast Guard rescue vessel, helicopter, rescue swimmer, crashing waves, life-ring details, and the Flat Out Broken™ veteran badge. The reverse includes the “Six Branches — United in Service” emblem honoring the shared bond between America’s military branches.

Finished with a dark navy interior, rim, and handle, it’s built for coffee before sunrise, long watches, rough mornings, and veterans who remain ready—even when maintenance is ongoing.

  • Full-color wraparound Coast Guard artwork

  • Contrasting navy interior, rim, and handle

  • Flat Out Broken™ veteran design

  • Respectful military humor

  • Excellent retirement, birthday, Veterans Day, or service-anniversary gift

  • Designed for U.S. Coast Guard veterans and proud Coast Guard families

The mission was completed. The maintenance never ends.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Ceramic
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size & Fit

11 oz

  • Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)


15 oz

  • Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
  • Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.