FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — HOW MANY HOLES? — FULL ZIP HOODIE
This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for people who looked at a shirt full of holes and somehow turned it into a test.
The back carries the full 99% FAIL — HOW MANY HOLES ARE IN THE SHIRT? graphic.
No front print. One sleeve only. Clean, simple, cheaper to produce, and the joke does all the work.
And because apparently nobody trusts anybody anymore, the sleeve gives you the answer:
ANSWER: 14
Upside down, just like the old textbook answer key you were definitely not supposed to look at.
Same premium zip hoodie. Less printing. Lower price.
Built for comfort. Designed for people who will argue about the answer anyway.
$63.69 — because apparently counting holes is harder than it looks. 😆
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide
Product preview
S 20 27 INCHES
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — HOW MANY HOLES? — FULL ZIP HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|
