Funny Golf Shirt — Broken Body Country Club™ Members Since the First Bad Decision
Welcome to the only country club where the dress code includes braces, bandages and a believable explanation for why you’re using the golf club as a walking aid.
This crisp white tee features subtle Broken Body Supply Co. branding on the front, a copper Broken Body™ emblem on the sleeve and the full Broken Body Country Club™ crest across the back.
The green-and-gold crest combines a crowned BB shield, crossed crutches, laurel branches and bandages beneath the official membership statement:
MEMBERS SINCE THE FIRST BAD DECISION
EST. 2026
Made for injured golfers, weekend warriors, chronic-pain champions and everyone whose body has been keeping score longer than the clubhouse.
• Small Broken Body Supply Co. front-chest logo
• Copper Broken Body™ sleeve emblem
• Large green-and-gold Country Club crest on the back
• Clean white shirt with premium club-inspired styling
• Full front, sleeve and back design
Membership is automatic. Recovery is optional.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Golf Shirt — Broken Body Country Club™ Members Since the First Bad Decision Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
