Funny Witch Coffee Travel Mug — When Has Two Hot Coffees Not Made Everything Fine? | Two Hot Coffees™
Sometimes your body says no. Sometimes the plan has clearly gone off the rails. And sometimes the answer is a green witch, a questionable black cat, and enough coffee to make the whole damn thing somebody else's problem.
Meet the seasonal side of Two Hot Coffees™ — featuring our witch clutching two skull mugs, the 0% DISCOUNT. RECOVERY HAS OVERHEAD. Band-Aid, and the original Two Hot Coffees™ skull mugs wrapping around the cup.
Three pieces of damage. One very large coffee.
Available in 25 oz and 40 oz, because apparently one normal-sized coffee wasn't going to fix this shit.
Perfect for fall mornings, questionable decisions, people who consider caffeine a coping mechanism, and anyone who's ever looked at their day and thought:
When has two hot coffees not made everything fine?
Our recommendation? Two hot coffees. ☕💀☕
But BUY the damn mug first. We can't have you out there recovering for free.
And KEEP IT. 😂 Your friend can buy their own. Recovery has overhead.
25 oz — $34.20
40 oz — $44.20
Choose your dosage. The coffee is temporary. The damage has tenure.™
More details
- Made with stainless steel and BPA-free plastic
- 25 oz (739 ml) - upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm), bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm), height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
- 40 oz (1183 ml) - upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm), Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm), height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
- Insulated
- Hand-wash only
- Product is not microwave-safe.
- Keeps hot drinks hot for up to 6 h, and cold drinks cold for up to 8 h
- Fits into most car cup holders
- Spill-proof plastic lid
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink. Meets the lead, cadmium and heavy metal level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
25 oz (739 ml) size:
- Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
- Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
