FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — MEDICALLY QUESTIONABLE — FULL ZIP HOODIE

$98.48 $90.00 CAD
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This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for people whose condition may be debatable, but whose commitment absolutely is not.

The back says it plainly:

MEDICALLY QUESTIONABLE.
RECREATIONALLY COMMITTED.

Clean front. One sleeve hit. Big back graphic.

No extra clutter. No pretending the paperwork is going to explain anything.

Same premium zip hoodie. Less printing. Lower price.

Full zip. Questionable condition. Commitment level: concerning.

Built for comfort. Designed for people who keep giving medical forms more material.

$63.69 — because apparently “use your best judgment” was a terrible instruction. 😆

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
  • 3-end fleece
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Three-panel hood with fleece lining
  • Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
  • Zipper with auto-lock slider
  • Front kangaroo pockets
  • Double-needle topstitching on all seams
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide

Product preview

S 20 27  INCHES

M 22 28

L 24 29 

XL 26 30

2XL 28 31

3XL 30 32

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit. 

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.