Funny Bachelorette Party Shirt — Side Bride, Maiden of Dishonor Tee | Broken Women!™
SIDE BRIDE. MAIDEN OF DISHONOR.
She isn’t the maid of honor. She’s the reason the group chat has legal disclaimers.
Made for the woman who looked at “side piece” and saw an entry-level position, this Broken Women!™ shirt turns questionable relationship decisions into unapologetic wedding humor.
The dramatic wedding lettering, cracked horseshoe, and Broken Women!™ colors give it enough bridal style to look legitimate—until somebody reads it twice.
Built on a heavyweight Comfort Colors women’s boxy tee, it features:
• SIDE BRIDE™ — MAIDEN OF DISHONOR artwork across the back
• Broken Women!™ sleeve mark
• Small BW chest emblem
• Soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed boxy fit with a modern mid-length cut
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
Perfect for:
• Dark-humor bachelorette parties
• Messy bridal weekends
• Girls’ trips with questionable supervision
• Future-bride optimism
• The friend who never respects assigned seating
• Anyone prepared to catch more than the bouquet
SIDE BRIDE.
Because every bride started somewhere.
BROKEN WOMEN!™
Pretty. Functional. Questionable.
Matching Bachelorette Shirts, Sarcastic Bridesmaid Gift, Dark Wedding Humor, and Broken Marriage™
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
- Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape + signature twill label
- The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
- The brand is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
Disclaimer: This t-shirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Comfort Colors Women's Heavyweight Boxy T-Shirt Size Guide
|
S |
20 |
18 1/4 |
15 5/8 |
|
M |
21 |
20 1/4 |
16 1/2 |
|
L |
22 |
22 |
17 3/8 |
|
XL |
23 |
24 |
18 3/8 |
|
2XL |
24 |
26 |
19 1/4 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Funny Bachelorette Party Shirt — Side Bride, Maiden of Dishonor Tee | Broken Women!™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
18.25
|
15.62
|
|
M
|
21
|
20.25
|
16 1/2
|
|
L
|
22
|
22
|
17.37
|
|
XL
|
23
|
24
|
18.37
|
|
2XL
|
24
|
26
|
19.25
|
