BROKEN BODY™ — BILLABLE HOURS CHAOS — ZIP HOODIE
This Broken Body™ Unisex Zip Hoodie is built for people who’ve been through the system, dealt with the paperwork, survived the arguments, and somehow crawled out the other side only slightly more damaged than before.
Featuring the full lawyer-chaos graphic, this zip hoodie delivers equal parts comfort, sarcasm, and emotional support. Whether you’re getting deposed, overcharged, overexplained, or just over everybody’s bullsh!t, this one shows up ready to work.
BILLABLE HOURS. BROKEN BODIES. BAD DECISIONS.
Because nothing says modern survival like being held together by caffeine, rage, and a signed retainer agreement you probably shouldn’t have trusted.
Why it hits:
- Soft, comfortable full-zip hoodie for everyday wear
- Hilarious Broken Body™ legal chaos artwork
- Easy to throw on when life serves you fresh trauma
- Perfect for court watchers, legal survivors, paper-chasers, and anyone who knows “this should be simple” is the biggest lie ever told
The vibe
This isn’t some clean corporate hoodie.
This is for people who know:
- every phone call costs money
- every email somehow costs more money
- every delay has a price tag
- and somehow you’re the one expected to stay calm
Built for comfort. Designed for people buried in paperwork, bad advice, and escalating invoices.
Zip it up, keep moving, and try not to laugh too hard at the absolute disaster.
$74.20 Because justice is expensive — but looking good while falling apart is priceless. 😆
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide
Product preview
S 20 27 INCHES
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
BROKEN BODY™ — BILLABLE HOURS CHAOS — ZIP HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|
