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BROKEN WOMEN!™ — BECAUSE MEN DON’T CARRY SHIT — CROPPED HOODIE

CHF 52.59
Free shipping when you spend CHF 81.74+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

This Independent Trading Co. Women’s Lightweight Cropped Hoodie — heavy emphasis on INDEPENDENT — is for the woman who somehow became the family’s transportation department, logistics coordinator, snack warehouse, lost-and-found, and unpaid pack mule.

Front:

The cracked Broken Women!™ BW emblem with the only explanation anybody really needs:

BECAUSE MEN DON’T CARRY SHIT.

Back:

The full beach-day documentary.

Mom carrying the kid. Bags hanging everywhere. Chairs. Toys. Cooler fighting for its life through the sand. Half the damn house apparently coming to the beach.

And several feet behind her?

A grown man enjoying Vacation Mode while carrying approximately one cell phone and the crushing weight of absolutely no responsibility.

Midweight, soft, cropped, and built with a relaxed fit that somehow manages to look badass while documenting one of marriage’s oldest unsolved mysteries:

WHY THE FUCK AM I CARRYING EVERYTHING?

Perfect for beach trips, family vacations, pool days, amusement parks, weekend tournaments, road trips, and every other adventure that begins with:

“Babe, can you grab this?”

No.

Grab your own shit.

$63.69 — cheaper than hiring somebody to carry his half. 😆

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More details

  • Midweight fabric (6.5 oz) 
  • Pre-laundered 80% cotton and 20% polyester 

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.