FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — DINK HARD. BLINK LATER. — T-SHIRT
This Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt brings lightweight comfort and all-day wearability for people who thought pickleball looked safe right up until the ball met their face.
The front features the full Dink Hard. Blink Later. Flat Out Broken™ graphic in loud pickleball blues and greens, with the crash-test chaos, flying ball impact, and injury-board nonsense doing exactly what they’re supposed to do — make people laugh and wince at the same time. The right sleeve gets a small Flat Out Broken logo hit to finish it off clean.
DINK HARD. BLINK LATER.
Fast hands. Bad timing.
Questionable judgment.
Eye-opening experience.
Built for comfort. Designed for people who showed up for pickleball and left with a story, a bruise, and a whole new respect for protective eyewear.
$33.96 — because apparently “low-impact” means something different now. 😆
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt Size Guide
XS — Length 27" | Width 16.5"
S — Length 28" | Width 18"
M — Length 29" | Width 20"
L — Length 30" | Width 22"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26"
3XL — Length 33" | Width 28"
4XL — Length 34" | Width 30"
5XL — Length 35" | Width 32"
Measurements are provided by the supplier and may vary by up to 2 inches.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder near the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
Width: Measure straight across the shirt from seam to seam just below the sleeves.
For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.
FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — DINK HARD. BLINK LATER. — T-SHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
