Funny Bachelorette Party Shirt — Bride’s Alibi™ I Saw Nothing Tee | Broken Marriage™
Every bride needs one friend who knows everything—and remembers absolutely nothing.
BRIDE’S ALIBI™ — I SAW NOTHING is made for the loyal accomplice who held the drinks, protected the evidence, and kept the group chat confidential.
- Distressed western-style front artwork
- Vertical bone-lettered BROKEN WOMEN!™ back design
- Turquoise BW sleeve mark
- Soft unisex T-shirt
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Perfect for bachelorette parties, Last Rodeo weekends, and bridal crews with questionable recall
- Printed on demand
Pair it with the other WEDDING OR THE ALTERNATIVE™ shirts—because what happens at the bachelorette party stays out of the testimony.
Part of The Unholy Matrimony Trio™—pair it with the Maiden of Honor and Till Death Do Us Party for a bridal party that probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Comfort Colors Women's Heavyweight Boxy T-Shirt Size Guide
|
S |
20 |
18 1/4 |
15 5/8 |
|
M |
21 |
20 1/4 |
16 1/2 |
|
L |
22 |
22 |
17 3/8 |
|
XL |
23 |
24 |
18 3/8 |
|
2XL |
24 |
26 |
19 1/4 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Funny Bachelorette Party Shirt — Bride’s Alibi™ I Saw Nothing Tee | Broken Marriage™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
