BROKEN BODY™ — SMALL BITE. BIG JOURNEY. — FULL ZIP HOODIE
This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for people whose body already voted no, but apparently the edible demanded a recount.
The back carries the full Broken Body™ crash-test-dummy graphic with the countdown clock, couch recovery station, and the line that absolutely makes the whole damn thing:
SMALL BITE… BIG JOURNEY.
Because nothing good ever starts with, “I barely took any.”
Up front, the CONTENTS MAY CONTAIN THC warning chest hit lets everybody know this unit may be operating under altered supervision. One sleeve carries the vertical Broken Body™ bone branding, while the opposite sleeve gets the BB mark.
Full zip. Full warning package. Delayed consequences included.
Built for comfort. Designed for people who discovered that 45 minutes can somehow last three hours.
$74.20 — because apparently “small bite” was the beginning of a very long evening. 😆
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide
Product preview
S 20 27 INCHES
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
BROKEN BODY™ — SMALL BITE. BIG JOURNEY. — FULL ZIP HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|