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BROKEN BODY™ • SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED • WE GOT BOTH • WARNING: MAY CONTAIN BROKEN PARTS • FREE SHIPPING $99+ •
BROKEN BODY™ • SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED • WE GOT BOTH • WARNING: MAY CONTAIN BROKEN PARTS • FREE SHIPPING $99+ •
BROKEN BODY™ • SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED • WE GOT BOTH • WARNING: MAY CONTAIN BROKEN PARTS • FREE SHIPPING $99+ •
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BROKEN WOMEN!™ — BECAUSE MEN DON’T CARRY SHIT — FULL ZIP HOODIE

€56.97
Free shipping when you spend €87.18+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for the woman who has officially stopped asking:

“Can somebody help me carry this?”

She already knows the fucking answer.

She packed the towels.
She remembered the sunscreen.
She found everybody’s shoes.
She loaded the cooler.
She grabbed the chairs.
She carried the kid.
She packed snacks for people who swore they weren’t hungry.

And somewhere ten feet behind her is a grown-ass man strolling toward the beach with a cell phone and absolutely nothing else.

FRONT

Cracked turquoise-and-rose Broken Women!™ BW emblem on the chest.

Clean. Branded. Almost respectable.

SLEEVE

BECAUSE MEN DON’T CARRY SHIT.

Because apparently subtle hints haven’t worked.

BACK

The full Broken Women!™ beach-day survival documentary:

Mom loaded like a fucking pack mule.

Kid attached.

Cooler fighting for its life through the sand.

Chairs, bags, towels, toys, snacks, sunscreen and approximately half the contents of the house.

Meanwhile Mr. VACATION MODE is wandering around behind her checking his phone like transportation of family property is somebody else’s department.

Spoiler:

It is. Hers. Again.

Premium, comfortable and full-zip because when you’re already responsible for everything else, your hoodie shouldn’t be another goddamn project.

Perfect for beaches, boats, vacations, campgrounds, tournaments, theme parks, family outings and anywhere else somebody eventually says:

“Hey babe, can you hold this?”

No.

You have fucking hands. Use them.

$64.69 — cheaper than hiring your husband a personal assistant to remind him he has arms. 😆

BROKEN WOMEN!™ — Built Different. Carrying Everything.

Select color: Seafoam

Select size

More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
  • 3-end fleece
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Three-panel hood with fleece lining
  • Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
  • Zipper with auto-lock slider
  • Front kangaroo pockets
  • Double-needle topstitching on all seams
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide

Product preview

S 20 27  INCHES

M 22 28

L 24 29 

XL 26 30

2XL 28 31

3XL 30 32

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit. 

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.

BROKEN WOMEN!™ — BECAUSE MEN DON’T CARRY SHIT — FULL ZIP HOODIE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Chest Body length
S
20
27
M
22
28
L
24
29
XL
26
30
2XL
28
31
3XL
30
32

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit. 


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.