FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — SURVIVAL WAS NEVER GUARANTEED — FULL ZIP HOODIE

€61.03 €55.78
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This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for the type of person who hears “Class V rapids” and somehow translates that into “sounds manageable.”

The front keeps it simple with a small Flat Out Broken chest hit.
The back does the exact opposite — full send, full chaos, full Broken Body energy with the “Paddle Hard, Panic Later” graphic.

No sleeve prints. No extra clutter. Just a clean front, a loud back, and the kind of design that looks like it was built by someone who mistakes survival for a hobby.

This one is for the adrenaline junkies, the overcommitted weekend warriors, and the people who always seem to end up in the rough part of the river — literally or otherwise.

  • Small Flat Out Broken logo on front
  • Large Broken Body whitewater graphic on back
  • No sleeve print
  • Full-zip comfort for cold mornings, bad calls, and post-chaos recovery
  • Built for people who don’t always make smart choices — just memorable ones

Flat Out Broken™
Built different. Broken different.™

$63.69 — because calm, reasonable hobbies were never really the plan.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
  • 3-end fleece
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Three-panel hood with fleece lining
  • Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
  • Zipper with auto-lock slider
  • Front kangaroo pockets
  • Double-needle topstitching on all seams
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide

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S 20 27  INCHES

M 22 28

L 24 29 

XL 26 30

2XL 28 31

3XL 30 32

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit. 

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.