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Funny Bachelorette Party Shirt — I Was Told There’d Be Bail Money | Bachet™ Broken Marriage™

€38.07 (plus tax)
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Not every bachelorette party wears pink. Some wear dark purple and maintain a bail contingency.

BACHET™ is the rougher, louder cousin of the traditional bachelorette party—less “Bride Tribe,” more Last Rodeo Incident Report. Made for the woman who was promised bail money but received only silence from the groom.

This premium shirt features five separate print locations:

  • Distressed I WAS TOLD THERE’D BE BAIL MONEY front artwork
  • Small Broken Body™ front chest mark
  • Broken Body™ warning artwork on the sleeve
  • Vertical bone-lettered BROKEN BODY™ back design
  • Custom Broken Body™ interior collar label

Finished in dark purple with bone, copper, and western detailing, it delivers full Broken Body styling from every direction.

Soft unisex fit. Printed on demand.

BACHET™: A bachelorette party with darker colors, lower standards, and a bail contingency.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Not every bachelorette party wears pink. Some wear dark purple and maintain a bail contingency.

BACHET™ is the rougher, louder cousin of the traditional bachelorette party—less “Bride Tribe,” more Last Rodeo Incident Report. Made for the woman who was promised bail money but received only silence from the groom.

  • Distressed I WAS TOLD THERE’D BE BAIL MONEY front artwork
  • “The Groom Has Declined to Comment”
  • Dark purple with bone, copper, and western detailing
  • Vertical bone-lettered BROKEN BODY™ back design
  • Western Ride It Till It Quits sleeve artwork
  • Small Broken Body™ chest mark
  • Soft unisex T-shirt with a relaxed everyday fit
  • Printed on demand

BACHET™: A bachelorette party with darker colors, lower standards, and a bail contingency.

Funny Bachelorette Party Shirt — I Was Told There’d Be Bail Money | Bachet™ Broken Marriage™ Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.