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Funny Divorce Party Shirt for Women — Sign Here, Initial Here, Keep the Dog V-Neck | Broken Marriage™

€26.84 (plus tax)
Free shipping when you spend €89.69+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Sign here. Initial here. Keep the dog.

For the woman who completed the paperwork, protected the important assets, and walked away with the only loyal one in the house.

This Broken Women!™ V-neck pairs dry divorce humor with an understated legal-document detail and a sharp berry-colored punchline. It’s made for divorce parties, newly single celebrations, girls’ weekends, or the friend who deserves something better than another sympathy card.

The relaxed V-neck silhouette keeps it flattering and easy to wear, while the Broken Body sleeve mark finishes the design with unmistakable attitude.

Perfect for:

• Divorce parties and celebrations
• Newly divorced gifts
• Best-friend divorce gifts
• Girls’ nights and divorce trips
• Dog moms who negotiated correctly

SIGN HERE. INITIAL HERE. KEEP THE DOG.
Some settlements are easier than others.

Select color: Heather Slate

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More details

  • Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Soft fabric
  • Women's relaxed fit
  • V-neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Funny Divorce Party Shirt for Women — Sign Here, Initial Here, Keep the Dog V-Neck | Broken Marriage™ Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
25
18
M
25
20
L
26
22
XL
27
24
2XL
28
26

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.