Funny Halloween Coffee Shirt — Two Hot Coffees, Barely Alive™ | Holly-Ween™
Two cups. Both hot. Still barely operational.
TWO HOT COFFEES. BARELY ALIVE.™ brings the Two Hot Coffees attitude into Halloween with an auburn-haired skeleton running on caffeine, questionable structural integrity, and absolutely no intention of slowing down.
Featuring two steaming pumpkin coffee cups, distressed Halloween lettering, and Broken Body™ humor, this one is made for coffee addicts, tired women, Halloween lovers, and anyone whose morning requires both hands full of caffeine.
Perfect for Halloween parties, October coffee runs, casual costumes, or showing up to work technically alive.
Broken Body™ — Functional humor for a dysfunctional world.
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Stanley/Stella Women's Organic Ribbed Neck T-Shirt Size Guide
in
cm
Product preview
S
23 3/8
18 7/8
7 1/4
M
24 1/4
20 1/8
7 1/2
L
25
21 5/8
7 5/8
XL
25 3/4
23 5/8
7 7/8
2XL
26 5/8
25 5/8
8 1/4
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guid
Funny Halloween Coffee Shirt — Two Hot Coffees, Barely Alive™ | Holly-Ween™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
23.43
|
18.9
|
7.28
|
|
M
|
24.21
|
208
|
7.48
|
|
L
|
25
|
21.65
|
7.68
|
|
XL
|
25.79
|
23.62
|
7.87
|
|
2XL
|
26.57
|
25.59
|
8.27
|
