Coast Guard Veteran Shirt — Always Ready, Rarely Fully Assembled | Flat Out Broken™
The mission may be complete, but the maintenance never ends.
Created for U.S. Coast Guard veterans who remain Semper Paratus—even when the body has started requesting replacement parts. This royal-blue tee features a small Flat Out Broken™ Coast Guard Veteran emblem on the front and a full-size maritime rescue graphic across the back.
The detailed rear artwork combines a rescue cutter, helicopter, rescue swimmer, rough seas and a weathered life ring beneath the words:
ALWAYS READY.
RARELY FULLY ASSEMBLED.
It’s a respectful tribute with the right amount of Broken Body™ humor for Coast Guard veterans, retirees, rescue crews and the families who know exactly what service can leave behind.
• Small Coast Guard Veteran emblem on the front
• Large coordinating rescue artwork on the back
• Bold royal-blue shirt
• Distressed nautical and military-inspired styling
• Designed specifically for U.S. Coast Guard veterans
Still ready. Just operating with a longer maintenance schedule.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Coast Guard Veteran Shirt — Always Ready, Rarely Fully Assembled | Flat Out Broken™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
