FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — MY BODY SAID NO… THE EDIBLE SAID WAIT 45 MINUTES — FULL ZIP HOODIE
This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for people who took one small bite and accidentally scheduled the rest of their evening around a countdown clock.
The back carries the full crash-test-dummy graphic with:
MY BODY SAID…
THE EDIBLE SAID WAIT 45 MINUTES.
And then comes the line that makes the whole damn thing:
SMALL BITE… BIG JOURNEY.
Because every legendary bad decision apparently starts with, “I barely ate any.”
Small Flat Out Broken™ chest hit up front. Big graphic on the back. Clean layout, fewer print locations, and absolutely no guarantee that 45 minutes is going to feel like 45 minutes.
Same premium zip hoodie. Less printing. Lower price.
Built for comfort. Designed for people who learned patience the edible way.
$63.69 — because “small bite” and “big journey” should never have been in the same sentence. 😆
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide
Product preview
S 20 27 INCHES
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — MY BODY SAID NO… THE EDIBLE SAID WAIT 45 MINUTES — FULL ZIP HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|
