Funny Dad Shirt — 18 Years, My Ass! They Keep Coming Back | Broken Rubber™
survived the diapers, school projects, driving lessons, and graduation. You thought the job was finished.
That was adorable.
The “18 Years, My Ass — They Keep Coming Back” T-Shirt is made for dads whose grown children still arrive with laundry, empty stomachs, dead phone batteries, and requests for money—or another ride.
The oversized back design features an exhausted skeleton dad surrounded by returning adult children, laundry baskets, pizza, video games, and a cup of essential “Dad Fuel.” The front is finished with the vertical bone-style Broken Body logo for a clean branded look.
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Large full-color back design
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Vertical Broken Body front print
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Olive-green everyday tee
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Funny Father’s Day, birthday, or Christmas gift
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Perfect for dads of teenagers, college students, and adult children
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Built for fathers who learned that parenting has no expiration date
They moved out. They came back. They brought laundry.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Dad Shirt — 18 Years, My Ass! They Keep Coming Back | Broken Rubber™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
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22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
|
23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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