Funny Edibles Hoodie — My Body Said No, The Edible Said Wait | Broken Body™
This Lane Seven Premium Pullover Hoodie is for people whose body already voted NO, but the edible apparently demanded a recount.
The back features the full Broken Body™ crash-test recovery scene with MY BODY SAID NO, a glowing 45:00-minute edible countdown, and one piece of advice that has probably arrived about 44 minutes too late:
TRUST THE PROCESS.
A CONTENTS MAY CONTAIN THC warning hits the front chest, while Broken Body™ branding runs down the sleeve and the BB Rebuild Shop mark finishes the opposite arm.
Small bite. Big journey. Questionable timing.
Built for comfort. Designed for anyone who has ever said, “I don’t think this thing is working…” and immediately made the situation considerably more interesting.
$74.20 — because 45 minutes is plenty of time to make another bad decision. 😆
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.25 oz)
- 100% cotton face
- Regular fit
- 3-panel hood, fleece-lined for extra comfort
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on all seams
- Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Lane Seven Premium Pullover Hoodie Size Guide
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide
Funny Edibles Hoodie — My Body Said No, The Edible Said Wait | Broken Body™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
