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FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATORS — HOODIE

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This Lane Seven Premium Pullover Hoodie delivers premium comfort, a soft interior, and durable everyday construction built to survive Florida, bad ideas, and people who ignore perfectly good warning signs.

Official-looking alligator warning graphic on the back.Clean Flat Out Broken™ chest hit up front. Fewer print locations without cheaping out on the hoodie.

DO NOT FEED OR DISTURB THE ALLIGATORS.
NO SWIMMING.

Because apparently somebody needed a sign.

Same premium hoodie. Less printing. Lower price.

Built for comfort. Designed for the chronically inappropriate.

$53.69 — because good decisions clearly weren’t part of the budget. 🐊




Select color: Black

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.25 oz)
  • 100% cotton face
  • Regular fit
  • 3-panel hood, fleece-lined for extra comfort
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on all seams
  • Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Lane Seven Premium Pullover Hoodie Size Guide

Product preview
S
27
20
M
28
22
L
29
24
XL
30
26
2XL
31
28
3XL
32
30


Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATORS — HOODIE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
22
L
29
24
XL
30
26
2XL
31
28
3XL
32
30

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.