BROKEN BODY™ — DINNER WAS NEVER GUARANTEED — APRON
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This SOL'S Organic Cotton Apron is for the cook who measures ingredients with confidence, ignores timers on principle, and treats smoke alarms like kitchen assistants.
Front graphic:
DINNER WAS NEVER GUARANTEED.
A battered crash-test chef surrounded by fire, smoke, flying hardware, a skillet, and enough kitchen chaos to make takeout look responsible.
Available in all four colors:
Black • Charcoal • Natural • Red
Large front print area: 10" × 10"
Perfect for grilling, baking, smoking meat, destroying perfectly good pans, or standing in front of the stove pretending everything is going exactly as planned.
$42.00 — cheaper than ordering takeout after you destroy dinner. 😆
Chef tested. Outcome uncertain.™
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.08 oz
- Adjustable straps
- Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
One Size:
- Length: 35.43"
- Width: 29.53"
- Strap length: 37.8"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
BROKEN BODY™ — DINNER WAS NEVER GUARANTEED — APRON Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
35.43
|
29.53
|
37.8
|
