Funny Christmas Shirt — All Lit Up, Still Malfunctioning | Broken Sleigh™
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The lights are working. The body is another matter.
This funny Christmas T-shirt features a thoroughly tangled crash-test dummy surrounded by holiday lights, presents, and one important seasonal warning: “Santa Says Stretch Before Decorating.”
The charcoal-gray crew-neck tee reads:
“All Lit Up. Still Malfunctioning.”
Perfect for exhausted decorators, mechanics, tradespeople, chronic-pain warriors, tired dads, and anyone who approaches the holidays with more determination than flexibility.
Festive equipment. Questionable condition. Still operational.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Christmas Shirt — All Lit Up, Still Malfunctioning | Broken Sleigh™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
