Funny Divorce Party Group Shirt — I’ll Buy the Drinks, She’ll Sign the Papers | Broken Women!™
I’LL BUY THE DRINKS.
SHE’LL SIGN THE PAPERS.
Every divorce party has one friend handling the emotional support—and one friend handling the bar tab. This shirt belongs to the second one.
Part of the Broken Women!™ matching divorce-party collection, this design pairs champagne-toned lettering with a deep berry punchline and the Broken Women!™ sleeve mark. Wear it alone or match it with the other roles in the group for a divorce celebration that looks coordinated without becoming painfully cute.
Perfect for:
• Divorce parties and freedom celebrations
• The designated drinks friend
• Matching divorce-party group shirts
• Best-friend divorce gifts
• Girls’ weekends and newly single trips
• Friends who understood the assignment
Choose a different phrase for each woman in the group—or let everyone fight over who gets this one.
I’LL BUY THE DRINKS. SHE’LL SIGN THE PAPERS.
She has the paperwork. You have the priorities.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt Size Guide
XS — Length 27" | Width 16.5"
S — Length 28" | Width 18"
M — Length 29" | Width 20"
L — Length 30" | Width 22"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26"
3XL — Length 33" | Width 28"
4XL — Length 34" | Width 30"
5XL — Length 35" | Width 32"
Measurements are provided by the supplier and may vary by up to 2 inches.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder near the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
Width: Measure straight across the shirt from seam to seam just below the sleeves.
For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.
Funny Divorce Party Group Shirt — I’ll Buy the Drinks, She’ll Sign the Papers | Broken Women!™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
