ER Nurse Shirt — Triage Says I’m Fine Trauma Squad Tee | Flat Out Broken™
Triage says I’m fine.
That seems unlikely.
The Flat Out Broken™ ER Trauma Squad shirt is for the nurses who spend every shift evaluating everyone except themselves. Sore back, blown knee, cold coffee—and somehow still covering another room.
The front features a compact ER TRAUMA SQUAD chest emblem with a medical cross and heartbeat line. The back carries the full battle-worn ER nurse artwork:
TRIAGE SAYS I’M FINE
That seems unlikely.
Made for emergency-room nurses, trauma teams, exhausted healthcare workers, and anyone surviving the shift on caffeine, clinical judgment, and questionable knees.
• ER Trauma Squad left-chest emblem
• Large coordinated rear illustration
• Designed for ER nurses and trauma-team professionals
• Distressed teal, ivory, and muted-red artwork
• Looks strongest on black or charcoal
Flat Out Broken™
Because the patients aren’t the only ones held together with tape.
More details
- Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 32 singles
- Soft fabric
- Women's relaxed fit
- V-neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, azo dyes, formaldehyde, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Bella+Canvas Women's Relaxed V-Neck T-Shirt Size Guide
INCHES
S 25 18
M 25 20
L 26 22
XL 27 24
2XL 28 26
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ER Nurse Shirt — Triage Says I’m Fine Trauma Squad Tee | Flat Out Broken™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
25
|
18
|
|
M
|
25
|
20
|
|
L
|
26
|
22
|
|
XL
|
27
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
26
|
