Funny Cane User Shirt — Cane Control Installed™ Steering Assist Tee | Rebuild Shop
Walking straight was never part of the warranty.
The Cane Control Installed™ T-shirt turns mobility assistance into a full aftermarket upgrade. Its detailed vintage repair-shop artwork features a reconstructed skeleton standing with a cane beneath the words “Steering Assist Package,” followed by the warning every experienced cane user understands: “Straight Lines Not Guaranteed.”
Designed for cane users, surgery survivors, chronic-pain warriors, rehabilitation veterans, and anyone navigating life with upgraded steering.
PRODUCT DETAILS
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Large vintage-inspired front graphic
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“Steering Assist Package” upper banner
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Skeleton and cane centerpiece
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“Cane Control Installed” main message
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“Straight Lines Not Guaranteed” lower tagline
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Broken Body Rebuild Shop detail
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Distressed cream, copper, black, and muted-red artwork
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Unisex styling
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Broken Body Supply Co. original design
A sharp, funny recovery shirt for physical therapy, orthopedic appointments, everyday wear, or gifting someone whose steering system has received a few modifications.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Cane User Shirt — Cane Control Installed™ Steering Assist Tee | Rebuild Shop Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
|
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L
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29.37
|
22
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19
|
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
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32 1/2
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27.75
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23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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