BROKEN BODY™ — HERBAL MAINTENANCE REQUIRED — FULL ZIP HOODIE
This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie delivers soft 3-end fleece, a relaxed fit, and enough room for whatever maintenance schedule you’ve been pretending to follow.
The back carries the full HERBAL MAINTENANCE REQUIRED service-badge graphic:
TUNE-UP ADVISED
RUNS BETTER CHILLED
SERVICE OVERDUE
Up front, the Broken Body™ chest badge keeps it clean. One sleeve carries the bone-letter Broken Body branding, while the other gets the THC warning because apparently even routine maintenance needs a disclaimer.
And since it’s a full zip, you can get it on without dislocating something that was already questionable.
Full zip. Full damage. Herbal maintenance recommended.
Built for comfort. Designed for bodies whose service records are mostly excuses.
$74.20 — because apparently the maintenance plan includes snacks. 😆
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
- 3-end fleece
- Relaxed fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Three-panel hood with fleece lining
- Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
- Zipper with auto-lock slider
- Front kangaroo pockets
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Twill neck tape
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide
Product preview
S 20 27 INCHES
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
BROKEN BODY™ — HERBAL MAINTENANCE REQUIRED — FULL ZIP HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
27
|
|
M
|
22
|
28
|
|
L
|
24
|
29
|
|
XL
|
26
|
30
|
|
2XL
|
28
|
31
|
|
3XL
|
30
|
32
|
