FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — DOOR-TO-DOOR DAMAGE INCLUDED — T-SHIRT
This Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt is for the poor bastards who knock on doors for a living and somehow end every day feeling like they survived a contact sport.
The front features the full Door-to-Door Damage Included graphic — beat-up crash-test salesman, slammed door, barking dog, “No Soliciting” sign, busted arm, scattered flyers, and the kind of thousand-yard stare you only get after hearing “not interested” 147 times before lunch.
DOOR-TO-DOOR. DAMAGE INCLUDED.
Knock.
Smile.
Get yelled at.
Dodge the dog.
Pretend this is building character.
Built for comfort. Designed for people who make a living the hard way — one porch, one rejection, and one completely unnecessary homeowner attitude at a time.
$33.96 — because workers’ comp apparently doesn’t cover emotional damage from Ring doorbells. 😆
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Broken Body Supply Co. | Broken Body™ Apparel
- Email: brokenbodysupplyco-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt Size Guide
XS — Length 27" | Width 16.5"
S — Length 28" | Width 18"
M — Length 29" | Width 20"
L — Length 30" | Width 22"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26"
3XL — Length 33" | Width 28"
4XL — Length 34" | Width 30"
5XL — Length 35" | Width 32"
Measurements are provided by the supplier and may vary by up to 2 inches.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder near the collar to the bottom of the shirt.
Width: Measure straight across the shirt from seam to seam just below the sleeves.
For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.
FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — DOOR-TO-DOOR DAMAGE INCLUDED — T-SHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
