FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — MY BODY SAID NO… THE EDIBLE SAID WAIT 45 MINUTES — T-SHIRT

$39.69 $33.96
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This Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt delivers lightweight comfort and everyday wearability for people whose body tapped out long before the rest of the day did.

The front features the full Broken Body™ — My Body Said No… The Edible Said Wait 45 Minutes graphic, complete with the crash-test dummy meltdown, couch recovery scene, “Small Bite… Big Journey” bottle, and “Trust the Process” attitude that tells the whole story without needing any explanation.

The back keeps it clean with a centered Flat Out Broken™ logo hit.

Front and back only. No sleeve print.

MY BODY SAID NO.
The edible had other ideas.
Now we wait.

Built for comfort. Designed for people running on pain, patience, poor timing, and the false confidence of “this should kick in any minute now.”

$33.96 — because recovery is a process, and apparently so is everything else. 😆

Select color: Teal

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt Size Guide

XS — Length 27" | Width 16.5"
S — Length 28" | Width 18"
M — Length 29" | Width 20"
L — Length 30" | Width 22"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26"
3XL — Length 33" | Width 28"
4XL — Length 34" | Width 30"
5XL — Length 35" | Width 32"

Measurements are provided by the supplier and may vary by up to 2 inches.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder near the collar to the bottom of the shirt.

Width: Measure straight across the shirt from seam to seam just below the sleeves.

For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own.