FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — CHECK ENGINE — FULL ZIP HOODIE

$63.69 $63.69
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This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie delivers soft 3-end fleece, a relaxed fit, and the kind of everyday comfort you want when the dashboard has been lit up long enough to count as ambient lighting.

The back tells the whole story:

CHECK ENGINE: ON
THC: ON
GIVE A SH!T: OFF

Up front, the Flat Out Broken™ chest hit keeps it clean. No extra sleeve printing, no unnecessary decoration, and no pretending any of us are still under warranty.

And because it zips all the way open, you can get it on without turning dressing yourself into a physical therapy appointment.

Same premium zip hoodie. Less printing. Lower price.

Built for comfort. Designed for bodies running well past the recommended service interval.

$63.69 — because if the warning lights still work, technically something does. 😆

Select color: Sandshell

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
  • 3-end fleece
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Three-panel hood with fleece lining
  • Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
  • Zipper with auto-lock slider
  • Front kangaroo pockets
  • Double-needle topstitching on all seams
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide

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S 20 27  INCHES

M 22 28

L 24 29 

XL 26 30

2XL 28 31

3XL 30 32

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit. 

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.