FLAT OUT BROKEN™ — THC: FOR WHEN “IT’S FINE” NEEDS BACKUP — FULL ZIP HOODIE

CHF 57.44 CHF 52.27
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This Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie is for those moments when “I’m fine” has already been used three times and nobody believes it anymore.

The back carries the full warning-style graphic:

THC — FOR WHEN “IT’S FINE” NEEDS BACKUP.

Up front, the small Flat Out Broken™ chest hit keeps it clean and lets the back do the talking.

No sleeve overload. No extra decoration. Same premium zip hoodie, fewer print locations, lower price.

Full zip. Low effort. Emergency backup plan included.

Built for comfort. Designed for people whose definition of “fine” has become legally questionable.

$63.69 — because apparently Plan A was just saying “I’m fine” louder. 😆

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Grey is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Other heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz.)
  • 3-end fleece
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Three-panel hood with fleece lining
  • Matching round drawcord with metal eyelets and tipped ends
  • Zipper with auto-lock slider
  • Front kangaroo pockets
  • Double-needle topstitching on all seams
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Twill neck tape
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Size & fit

Lane Seven Premium Full Zip Hoodie Size Guide

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S 20 27  INCHES

M 22 28

L 24 29 

XL 26 30

2XL 28 31

3XL 30 32

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

We recommend sizing up if you desire a looser fit. 

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.